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A man is happily married to his wife of 45 years.

They have 7 kids in total and everything is fine. But the man can't shake a peculiar feeling of one of his kids not being his. So during their 46th anniversary he takes his wife out for a lovely dinner and at the end he asks her. Man: You know I love you very much right Anne? Wife: Yes dear. What's the matter? Man:I want you to be completely honest with me right now. Can you do that for me? The wife hesitates a little but nods. Man: I have always observed that Adam just doesn't fit in with our other kids. Does he have a different father? The wife looks down, wringing the table cloth and her composure is totally broken. Seeing this the man gets extremely sad but eggs her on.... She then timidly replies," Yes.....it is you."

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