A teacher asked a student, "What was the assignment?"

The student replied, "Write an essay in 1000 words." The teacher asked, "Then why did you just draw a painting?" The student answered, "Because a painting is worth a thousand words."

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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. Amphibians are definitely more inquisitive than reptiles.

They axolotl questions.

2. Someone wrote a book about the life of Optimus Prime.

It's an autobiography

3. Someone wrote a book about the life of Optimus Prime.

It's an autobiography

4. Someone wrote a book about the life of Optimus Prime.

It's an autobiography

5. Someone wrote a book about the life of Optimus Prime.

It's an autobiography

6. What do you say when you see a Catholic boat?

Holy ship!

7. You are Peter, and on this rock I will build My church

The biblical dad joke: "You are *Peter* \[petros\] and *on this rock* \[petra\] I will build my church"

8. You mama so fat she had a fur coat made out of squirrels...

And then they went on the endangered species list.

9. My autobiography isn't selling well.

Story of my life.

10. I told the doctor that I have a problem with my right ear. He asked, “Are you sure”?

I said, “Yes, I’m definite”.

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