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I heard the new Will Smith album really slaps

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She killed a cockroach by accidently stepping on it.

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I called my mom and asked her to come pick me up because I didn’t like the sleepover. She said “NO! You’re 43 and they’re your wife and kids?”

3. The Jam’s drummer Rick Buckler has died aged 69.

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4. I work for a company where you can borrow our hunting dogs for a week.

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5. What's the difference between a saloon and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room and one is a BARROOOM!

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7. What did one hat say to another?

You wait here. I’ll go on ahead.

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