I Eventually decided it wasn't worth it... After all, was just Two Ex, Pensive
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So the president of the local HOA wanted to find out how his 6 month old’s future would be. To test this, he set out a broken pair of headphones, a torn up photo, and an empty stick of deodorant. If the baby chose the broken headphones he would grow up to have the most horrible and obnoxious voice imaginable. If the baby chose the torn up photo he would grow up to look ugly as sin. And if the baby chose the empty stick of deodorant then he would grow up to always smell horrible. The baby crawled around and ended up grabbing all 3. The president of the HOA said “Damn, just like his father”
As she died, she kept telling us to "be positive," but it's hard without her.
A dino-might.
Igloos it together.
They yell for kelp!
Interviewer: "...and a weakness?"
Every time I try to get my yoga instructor to leave my house, he says "Nah, must stay."
So I said “oh wow, I guess peggers CAN be choosers” True story
Gabby-pentin.”
Their Tesla is still intact and in their possession and they aren't afraid to be seen in public with it.
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