I was sitting on the sofa watching some youtube on the telly last night, when my wife from the bedroom yelled, "Do you ever get pains in your chest like someone with a voodoo doll is stabbing it?" I replied, "No."

Then she asked, "How about now?"

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1. The author of the Iliad tried comedy before he got into poetry, but couldn't make anyone laugh.

People have no appreciation for Homer.

2. Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker?

It was craving a well-balanced meal.

3. Monday: Greg

Tuesday: Ian Wednesday: Greg Thursday: Ian Friday: Greg Saturday: Ian Sunday: Greg \--- This is the Gregorian Calendar

4. How do you tell a hot dog to be quiet?

Hush puppy!

5. If two wrongs don't make a right what does two rights make?

The opposite direction

6. What do The Brady Bunch and That '70s Show have in common?

They're both about Forman living all together.

7. What do you call a friar on the wrong side of the law?

Felonious monk.

8. Girlfriend started crying when I didn't want to have sex with her.

I knew she likes to have sex with me. But I didn't realize I'm so good that it's worth crying over

9. I asked a waitress for a quickie today...

Turns out that's not how to say *quiche* and boy oh boy was I left with egg on my face!

10. Why was the boy talking on the phone lying down?

To avoid dropping the call

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I was sitting on the sofa watching some youtube on the telly last night, when my wife from the bedroom yelled, "Do you ever get pains in your chest like someone with a voodoo doll is stabbing it?" I replied, "No."

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