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What’s the best move if you’re attacked by clowns?

Go for the juggler

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1. What do you call a sick Instagram poster?

Influenza

2. I bragged to some kids about being a sharpshooter.

They asked me to prove it and handed me a bb gun and started setting up some targets. I quickly turned and.... That poor TV never knew what hit it.

3. The company that makes yard sticks..

Won’t be making them any longer…

4. What kind of pants do Bavarian firefighters wear?

Waterhosen

5. Most

People use "ASAP" because the can't spell "imijeatly".

6. Why is math mermaids' favorite subjects?

They're into algaebra.

7. What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice Krispies!

8. GF asks what I'm doing: I tell her I'm watching the newer Jurrasic World movies with Chris Pratt...

She responds: Wow! How’d you get Chris Pratt to hang out with you? Pretty proud of her for that

9. There was a soccer game in the woods

The game was between the rodents and the insects. In the first half, the rodents were doing well, but in the second half, the centipede really pulled the weight of the insect team and ended up winning the game for them. After the insects were done celebrating, the spider went up to the centipede and said, "you did great, but where were you during the first half of the game?" The centipede replies, "I was putting on all of my shoes!"

10. There is a guy I know who is scared of paying for products from other countries

He's really TARIFFIED!

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