jokeKing logo
avatar No-Box6916 18 day.ago

Just saw a rare footage from WWE of Steve Austin struggling to cut a decent promo on the mic.

It was a Stone Cold Stutter.

2
0
Recommend Jokes

Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

funny dad jokes

funny dad jokes
1. Lunar New Year Dad Joke: What did the lantern say to the firecracker?

“Let’s make some sparks fly!”

2. I had bad gas after a Caesar salad.

Et toot, Brute!

3. I got a new pen that can write under water.

It can write other words too.

4. You are the bomb!

Try not to detonate my patience.

5. I miss telling dad jokes.

He passed away recently

6. Why did the coffee taste like dirt?

Because it was ground just a few minutes ago…..

7. Do you know what kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster

8. My new pet pig thinks he's a dog

So I named him Pink Panter

9. Not a joke

Just a thank you to all you posters who give me good clean jokes, I send a video every morning from work for my 10 year old daughter so she can start her day with a groan and a chuckle. Much love to you all!!

10. Why are mascara, eyeliner and lipstick never mad at each other?

Because they always make up.

more jokes Here waiting for you

best dad jokesjokes for adult
Welcome to Joker King – Your Daily Dose of Happiness!

Here, we’ve gathered the funniest dad jokes, jokes for kids, funny jokes, witty comebacks, and hilarious memes from across the web. Whether you need stress relief, a quick laugh, or the perfect icebreaker for social situations, we’ve got you covered!

Feeling down? Click in—guaranteed smiles! 😆