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If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?

Pilgrims!

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1. Ugh those annoying cannibals

Are really getting under my skin

2. Why are calm seas warmer than rough seas?

Because of the micro-waves.

3. If letters gamble...

...do they alpha bet?

4. Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor is the most ignorant man I've ever met

Dude lives under The Rock

5. A male porn star retired from the business.

He had a difficult time finding a new job, and finally got a job at a gas station, but he got fired from that job as well. He would pump the gas until the customer's car was almost full, the pull the pump out and spray gas all over the hood of the car.

6. What do you do if your tap won't turn on?

Force it

7. What did the circus master say to the cranky contortionist?

No need to get all bent out of shape!

8. American doctors keep throwing away the foreskins after circumcision...

...the tipping culture really has got out of hand.

9. What does a rapper have for lunch?

>!A Gangster Wrap!<

10. "Rolling in the Deep" was playing in a store

I told the cashier, "My computer can sing this song." She looked puzzled. I said, "It's a Dell."

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