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Why do Sith Lords’ phones have good batteries?

They have unlimited power

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1. What's the female equivalent of tea bagging?

A flappuccino.

2. The Beach Boys walk into a bar.

"Round?" "Round....." "Get a round?" "I'll get a round...."

3. My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me. After 3years, when we separated, she returned exactly $100.

I lost Interest in that relationship.

4. Did you hear about the person who invented Tic Tacs?

They made a mint.

5. The King had the chamberlain beheaded

For giving him an obscene jester

6. I said to the doctor "I've got a problem with my ear"

He said "Are you sure?" I said "Yes, I'm definite".

7. What do you call someone who only eats tiny bits of other people?

A cannibble.

8. What’s it’s called when wombats have anal sex

A square root.

9. I think the toilet in my bathroom has a fever.

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