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Why are husbands like old cars?

Because they're hard to get started in the morning, emit foul odours, and don't work half the time!

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1. Yo mama so ugly

Even blind people reject her

2. What's the difference between homework and class?

I at least pretend to be happy in class.

3. Yo mama so old

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4. yo mama so fat she memorizes phone numbers by stepping on a scale

5. yo mama so old genghis khan still owes her child support

6. Yo mama so scary

she makes people evacuate *into* hurricanes.

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The one with biggest tits!

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9. What is Jerry Sandusky's favorite penalty?

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