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Artificial Intelligence
He had buck teeth.
Because 6 7 8.
Because he would crack up!
But I bottled it.
Out with a sawyer crew, a workmate pointed to a leafless tree and said, "We need to take down that dogwood." I asked the question in the headline above, and everyone started laughing. I did not know why, so eventually someone explained my own joke to me.
12. (This one works better said out loud)
…and a freighter carrying red paint collided in the Atlantic today. It is reported that the crews were marooned.
She gave me one of those “come zither” looks.
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