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I've just been fired from my job as a manager of a laundromat

I feel like I've been hung up to dry.

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1. Why did the accountant push salaries and bonuses down the hill?

He wanted to see the payroll.

2. Why did the White Chicken cross the road ?

to D.E.I

3. How did the hunter catch the bear

With his bear hands

4. A man was taken to the emergency room with 50 plastic toy horses stuffed in his butt.

Doctors said his condition is stable.

5. Why don’t mountains get tired?

Because they peak all the time!

6. Did you hear the joke about the man who was kicked out of a museum for spanking statues?

He really hit rock bottom.

7. Where does Harry Potter hide his gym equipment and weights?

Behind the Dumbelldoor.

8. What's an ape's favorite music?

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9. Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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