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avatar Oddsteverino 18 day.ago

A man in a convertible is stuck in traffic

A woman of purchasable virtue leans into the man's car displaying her ample wares and short skirt. She tells him huskily that she can fulfill his wildest fantasy for only $200, but he has to say it in just three words. He asks, "anything I want?" "Yes" she purrs. "Paint my house."

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