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Mickey and Minnie go to a marriage counselor.

Counselor: if I’m hearing you correctly, Mickey, you keep saying you want a divorce because Minnie is crazy. Mickey: I said no such thing. I said it won’t work because she’s fucking Goofy!!!

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