Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Luxodad 19 day.agoThree salesmen from rival insurance companies are bragging about their company's speed at settling life insurance claims. The first said, "When one of our clients died, his widow had her cheque within three days." "Three days!" the second scoffed. "When one of ours died, we were at the hospital to hand his widow a cheque as soon as the doctor pronounced him dead." The third one smiled and said, "So slow. Our offices are on the fifteenth floor of a building. One of our clients jumped off the fiftieth floor. As he was passing out floor, we handed him his cheque."
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Nothing, they both get what they want by force.
First Kid: He’ll have to get used to it like I did.
But it's a lower case L
A chill pill……
Yep, only 15 more pounds to go!
He's 5 years cancer free! Having surgery to remove the port in his chest :)
Bored games.
Mice cream.
He face planted!
Probably wasn't such a good idea before my colonoscopy
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