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What do you call it when an engineer nuts in three seconds?

A cream pi.

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2. My wife asked me to change the baby

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3. A Shakespearean character enters a gay bar...

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4. My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink…

No one listened, but he kept warning them until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the cinema.

5. I saw a neighbor talking to her cat today, it was hilarious that she thought her cat could understand her..

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