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avatar Leebo 19 day.ago

With all the "Uncle Jokes" that keep on popping up on this sub. I need to bring this up again.

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1. How can you tell a bull from a cow?

If it has horns, look for the udder one.

2. How does a dolphin express it's annoyances at you?

It will flipper you off

3. A joke I overheard a kid told their parents a while back

What do you call “A melon…who can’t get married cantaloupe!” Wen I heard that it made me chuckle

4. My wife and I constantly disagree on what our cats are saying when they scream at us.

But this makes sense, because I speak Cat-onese, while she speaks Meow-ndarin.

5. My GF suddenly announced that she was taking up judo.

Well,that completely threw me!

6. Just remember you can't spell vehicular manslaughter...

Without laughter...

7. What verdict is Diddy hoping for?

A well hung jury

8. In an interview, Jay Z said he had Myoclonus, involuntary muscle jerk, during his childhood. But he never bothered by it, never asked for any medical help, didn't cared at all.

He said "I got 99 problems, but a twitch ain't one"

9. What do you call a thespian rabbit?

Anthony HOPkins

10. "My wife got hurt after annoying the marsupials on our trip to a Malaysian zoo." "Kuala Lumpar?" "No, a kangaroo kicked her up the arse".

Thank you to Glenny Rodge on Bluesky

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