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1. My wife asked me “honey have you seen the dog bowl”

I responded with “I didn’t know they could do that”

2. What do you call a shop that sells disgusting fruit and vegetables?

A grossery.

3. We’ve had a copy of “The Little Engine That Could” book for a long time and my daughter was recently given another copy. She carried both copies to me and asked “Daddy can you read me these?”

The only correct response was “I think I can”

4. I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg.

He said "have to love Easter, baby"

5. In memory of my late Dad, here’s one of his:

Back when I was young, our local parish priest was made a Canon. I asked my dad what a Canon was. His reply? “It’s a big shot in the Church.” Then he cracked up laughing, as he always did at his own jokes. RIP Dad. 15 years gone, and missed every single day.

6. Did you hear about the Karate class ransacking the town after their teacher didn’t turn up?

It was an act of sensei less violence.

7. Did you hear about the man who overdosed on cheese?

He made a feta mistake!

8. I didn’t know Ben Affleck was in Pearl Harbor?

…Poor guy, wasn’t he an actor?

9. How do you tell the sex of an ant?.

Drop it in a glass of water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, boyant.

10. How does a snowman travel around?

By icicle

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