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1. A guy goes to the psychiatrist wearing a trash bag.

He says, “Boy am I GLAD to see you!”.

2. What did the Buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor?

"Make me one with everything."

3. First person: I’m building a model of Mt. Everest. Second person: Is it to scale?

First person: No, to look at.

4. Did you hear about the forest ranger who saved a large buck from falling off a cliff by holding on to its antlers?

He was holding on for deer life

5. How do you cool down a chicken when it’s too hot?

Dip it in Ranch!

6. Yo mama so nasty, when she takes a bath, Sebastian sings "Under the Sea"

7. Yo Mama So Stanky, she doesn’t have a PO Box, she got a “Pee-Ew” Box 🤮

8. Flowers

My wife was mad saying I never bought her flowers. I didn’t even know she sold flowers

9. Why do chicken coops have two doors?

If they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.

10. Yo Mama so nice when I asked her to make me a snack she made me a THANKSGIVING FEAST

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