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If Pac-Man owned a chocolate factory, what would he be called?

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It was about a weak back.

2. Why didn't the whistleblower go outside during the winter?

He was Snowed-in……..

3. I was given the choice between a 2,000+lb South Korean coin, and a Chinese appetizer.

The over one ton won, won over the one wonton.

4. What did the egg say in the monastery?

Out of the frying pan and into the friar.

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Surgeons saved him. Dude got a second shot at life. 🏥

6. How do farmers get the party started?

They turnip the beets.

7. It's difficult to tell people what my wife does for a living

She sells sea shells by the seashore. It's also difficult to tell people what my grown daughter does for a living, she has a battery business next to a playground; she sells c cells by the see-saw.

8. I called 911 when my gingerbread man broke his arm.

The dispatcher asked; "Did you try icing it?"

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Not Happy.

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