What's the difference between a flirt and a pervert?

A flirt makes sexually suggestive comments to someone they are romantically interested in. A pervert does the same thing while being unattractive.

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1. Did you hear about the female barbershop singing group that would give every new member a new phone number when they joined?

They were called “The Sweet Add-a-Lines”

2. A lawyer was prepping for a case.

As he was typing out the final documents for the discovery he’d be providing the opposing side’s legal team, he discovered too late that the “C” key no longer worked on his keyboard. Out of time and frustrated, he just turned it all in anyway and sent a text message to the lead counsel on the opposing side who he was friendly with saying, “Please forgive the missing letters throughout the discovery documents. My keyboard malfunctioned. I’ll C you in court.”

3. I surprised my rapist while he was trying to do anal stuff

Now, that's f***ing shit

4. If my name was David and I had a boy, I would have to name him Harley..

That way he could introduce himself, I’m Harley, David’s son.

5. Here's a little known fact: William Shatner of Star Trek and Stevie Nicks of Fleetwood Mac nearly dated but she decided against it after some thought.

She didn't want to be known as Stevie Shatner-Nicks

6. I’m most comfortable farting in the bathroom while I pee

It’s my Gas Station

7. I was walking past a farm, and a sign said, “duck, eggs”! I thought, “that’s an unnecessary comma”

….and then it hit me!

8. Statistical data show that an overwhelming majority of people who consistently speak the truth are openly gay men.

Deviating from this data are out-liars.

9. Someone once offered me a free radio, but the volume was permanently stuck on max.

I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”

10. Pooping is completely exhausting.

It really takes a lot out of me.

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