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It's just a waist of money.
Mommy mommy I don’t want to go to Europe this summer Shut up and keep rowing Mommy mommy I don’t want to walk around in circles anymore Shut up or I’ll nail your other foot to the floor These are jokes my Dad told me. He is 76. Any body else know any of these jokes?
Used his monk-key.
Was a drug pedaller
The doctor said, “I also do circumcision. I think I can use the foreskin to make eyelids!” The surgery is a success. They bring the baby in and the dad holds him up to take a look. He says, “It looks good, just a little cockeyed”
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I said, no, but it thinks that because ‘of all the mountains in the world: it has the biggest heads.’
It won't get rid of them, but it'll stop them squealing.
Because they carry S-cargo. S for ship.
He got the sack.
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