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Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
A-CommonMan 22 day.agoThe officer hands them a clipboard: “First task: Monitor the sonar system’s data feed. Flag any duplicate signals, we can’t afford echoes cluttering the radar.” Ten minutes later, the officer reappears. “Scrap that! The comms team needs help untangling the ethernet cables in Torpedo Bay. Prioritize labeling!” The recruit barely finishes one cable tray before the officer storms in again. “New priority: Audit the server logs for recurring glitches in the navigation software!” Overwhelmed, the recruit whispers to a grizzled engineer recalibrating a monitor: “Does command always bounce people around this much? I’ve had four jobs in 20 minutes!” The engineer smirks. “Relax, rookie, on this sub nothing but reposts.”
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She says: Officer, why am I pulled over? The officer says: You were going a 50 in a 30 zone. The officer asks again: What is your name? She says: Frida The officer asks again: What is your last name? She says: Gomam. The officer says: You‘re Frida Gomam? And the woman drives away.
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He was arrested and charged with A Salt and Buttery.
Apparently there's nothing left on the right side and nothing right on the left side.
Apparently there's nothing left on the right side and nothing right on the left side.
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