Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
A-CommonMan 23 day.agoThe officer hands them a clipboard: “First task: Monitor the sonar system’s data feed. Flag any duplicate signals, we can’t afford echoes cluttering the radar.” Ten minutes later, the officer reappears. “Scrap that! The comms team needs help untangling the ethernet cables in Torpedo Bay. Prioritize labeling!” The recruit barely finishes one cable tray before the officer storms in again. “New priority: Audit the server logs for recurring glitches in the navigation software!” Overwhelmed, the recruit whispers to a grizzled engineer recalibrating a monitor: “Does command always bounce people around this much? I’ve had four jobs in 20 minutes!” The engineer smirks. “Relax, rookie, on this sub nothing but reposts.”
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Anna~1, Anna-2 ..,
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