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Affair vs Hit by a Bus

A blonde is asked if she'd rather have her husband have an affair or get hit by a bus? She picks him getting hit by a bus. When asked why, she reasons that he would be dead in both cases. At least in case of the bus, she and the other woman won't suffer.

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