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1. Know what my friend said before he died?

“Should I go with a red shirt or blue shirt?” And then he dyed.

2. Easter jokes (not PC)

It’s windy today, good thing Jesus is nailed down. What did they say to Jesus when he was carrying the cross? “Drop it one more time and you’re out of the parade.”

3. It's gonna be the worst joke you have seen today

What do you call an enormous telephone? a T-elephant

4. I went to the store to get some peas.

They were all out so I had to take an L.

5. NSFW So a squirrel goes out searching for nuts, he finds two of the biggest pair he's ever seen.

That's when I yelled out Oh Fuck!

6. My family has been singing happy birthday to me all day today

After all it’s my cake day!

7. Used boat for sale..

Leaky but whole..

8. PSA: If you’re ever assaulted by a knight or a bishop, you need to get to a hospital immediately.

Chess pains are a medical emergency.

9. My mom told me, to never ride my bike near the mental health hospital.

She said that there are dangerous cycle paths there.

10. Why do teenagers like Easter?

Because Christ is rizzin’

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