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An international flight was cancelled after several planes had been withdrawn from service.

A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said; "I have to be on this flight and it must be First Class." The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to assist you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "Do you have any idea who I am?" Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone and said: "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Desk 5 who does not know who he is. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Desk 5." With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the flight attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "Fuck you!" Unflinchingly, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."

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