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Why did the girl always wear glasses when doing math?

It improved her division!

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1. Our school is so shit…

They can’t even afford windows, but they’ve decided to build a big sign outside of the main building! Each letter is gonna be made out of a different metal… what a stupid idea! I looked at it when it was finished. There was a brass D, a copper R, but then there was a letter I couldn’t quite figure out. It was grey and rusted, with a vertical line and three horizontal lines. ‘What is that?’ I asked. My teacher looked at me. ‘That’s the irony.’

2. My daughter was with me when I was grocery shopping. We stopped to buy some sliced cheese.

Her: What's the difference between Swiss and Baby Swiss? Me: If you listen real closely, you can hear the Baby Swiss still crying for its mother. Her: 😭

3. What type of cake does Mr. Clean have for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

4. A girl took my bedside table after I slept with her.

It was my one night stand.

5. Why was Shrek never satisfied in bed?

Because Princess Fiona was just a meaty ogre lover

6. Viagra has instructions, "Keep away from children"

What kind of man do you think I am?

7. My stylist had me sign a contract to do my hair.

She wanted me to accept her perms and conditioners.

8. Woman who dated 50 ghosts, finally married one...

She found her boo

9. He said "All these things I did for the community, and the only thing anyone remembers is the time I got drunk and shagged a sheep"

I said "That sounds like a ewe problem"

10. Did you hear about the guy with a great sense of humor and bladder issues?

Apparently he was always Ha-pee. Shared with me by my 10 year old. Not his best work but I was still very proud :-)

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