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Went to a restaurant on the moon

Food was good but the mood was horrible. It had no atmosphere.

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A pendant with an inscription: "for my gallant 🐜 love❣️".

2. I submitted ten puns to a joke competition. I really thought with many, one was sure to win.

Sadly, no pun in ten did.

3. If Trinity, not Morpheus, had offered Neo pills

he would have chosen the blue one.  

4. A tv show about random people crashing on an island full of zombies

The lost of us

5. My dog finds insects and brings them to the house.

It gives me the creeps.

6. Which month of the year is the shortest?

May. It only has three letters.

7. Why is it wrong for a gynecologist to call it a "cooch" or a "twat"

It's O.B. scene

8. Yesterday I was getting beaten up by two kings, but four queens and a guy called Jack came out of nowhere to save me.

What are the odds?

9. When Bambi was fleeing the hunter, why did he instantly see Thumper as a friend?

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10. They say that regular jogging can add 10 years to your life.I tried it and it's true

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