Scared-Tax-7156 8 day.agoAlex, Brain Charles went up the hillAlex, Brian, Charles are best friends since they were kids, work together under the same company. They got sent to the neighbor country to negotiate some offer. They slept that night at a random hotel. The next thing they realized in the morning was the elevator are typically not working as they got cut off the electricity. The hotel they are staying has 90 floors. The fellas didn't have a choice and decided to use their feet to start walking down the stairs. Alex suggest a brilliant idea to the other two. "The first 30 floors, I will be telling a funniest story. Brian will be telling a scariest story for another 30 floors. Charles will be telling the saddest story. Alex started telling the funniest story for the first 30 floors. Brian took turn talking the scariest stories for the another 30 floors. When it is finally the turn for the Charles, he proudly started telling his saddest. Charles: 3 people went into a hotel that has 90 floors, the hotel's electricity got cut off but they have to got to work, they used stairs Alex: Wait, isn't that..? Brian: Nah, let him finish Charles: so they finally manged to land their feet on 1st floor, and >!one of the three forgot the car keys on the tables. !<
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He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken
Then itll never come for me
So blind people could hate them too
Every time I hit a speed bump, I tell her it was a dog...
Break her fingers, so she can't tell anyone
His family are said to be shaken but not stirred.
Because the last Clinton presidency left a very bad taste in her mouth.
Because he can't do stand up
The man's. Why was he driving in the kitchen?
Cause they have to.
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Cervical cancer
Because there are targets on every corner.
One, if it is a man.
Look for the cardboard sign.
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Most of the german genocides can be swept under the carpet
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The whites are usually pretty useless
The Nazi
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It got a million stars.
Go ahead, call the police, we'll see who comes first.
The police say it's the worst case of suicide they've ever seen.
One is on the cover of Playboy and one is on the cover of National Geographic.
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