Everything was going great and they were getting along really well, when out of nowhere the woman commented on the size of the man’s hands and feet. "I didn't notice earlier, but you have remarkably small hands and feet!" The man taken aback by such an unexpected observation thought quickly and replied somewhat flirtatiously, "Well, it’s because my testosterone focused on other parts of my body, if you know what I mean..." giving the woman a cheeky wink as he finished speaking. The woman, rather impressed and turned on by his smooth response slides across closer to the man and puts her hand on his thigh, at which point the guy continued, "Yeah, I have a really hairy back."
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Beef, chicken, and vegetable. Someday soon I hope to be a bouillonaire.
Bartender says, "Hi, Mom." (Woke up in the middle of the night with this in my head for no discernable reason.)
I am mentally unstable by design
I am mentally unstable by design
The Pavement...
His music is really out of this world.
She is the ether bunny.
It keeps telling me the door is a jar.
But it would probably be cheesy
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