How come they call it "living in the Arctic"...

...and not "ice-olation"?

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1. My ex tried to stab me! But not with a knife - with my favourite flavour of crisps.

She just wanted to rub salt and vinegar into the wound.

2. On 4/20, Christians and Stoners finally agree…

It’s all about the most high.

3. What did the chemist say when they saw a bunch of Easter balloons?

He is risen!

4. Interviewer:

Interviewer: “What are your strengths?” Me: “I fall asleep instantly.” Interviewer: “And your weaknesses?” Me: “…you’re gonna need to repeat the question.”

5. I used to have this little dog but his hair was always matted.

A shihtzu knot.

6. What’s always an all-rounder but pointless?

A circle

7. What did the Easter Bunny's father say on Easter?

Hoppy Easter!

8. What did the Seven Dwarves say when their gardening tools were out of reach?

High hoe! High hoe!

9. I've opened my water bill and electric bill at the same time..

I was shock !

10. On Valentine's Day a receptionist arrived at the doctor's office where she worked to find a man holding a package pacing up and down. As she got out of the car, he came up to her and said, "I have a package for you.

She excitedly ripped open the bundle. It was a urine sample.

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How come they call it "living in the Arctic"...

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