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avatar ThePwnR4nger 24 day.ago

What’s Smashmouth’s favorite bible verse?

Psalm: BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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1. What does a deaf gynecologist do?

Read lips.

2. Did you know it's a felony to build and sell a broken grandfather clock?

If you can't do the time, don't do the chime.

3. What does a cat say when it hurts itself?

Me- Owww

4. I have abandonment issues thanks to my cannibal ex-girlfriend.

Probably from all the times she desserted me.

5. What did the Romans build over top the Forum?!?

The Fivum.

6. Brad was visiting his friend Connor and soon discovered that Connor now had a pet skunk in his apartment.

"I'll admit that skunks are cute," Brad said, "but what about the smell?" Connor replied, "I'm sure the skunk will eventually get used to it."

7. At dinner, my date asked if I spoke any other languages. I said, “Yeah, I know ASL.” She lit up—“Oh wow, can you teach me??” I said, “Sure, it’s super easy!”

Then I signed the letters ‘A’ ‘S’ ‘L’

8. My wife told me I don’t take care of myself. I said, “What?? I’m in the BEST shape of my life because I’ve been doing yoga! You know, torso twists, leg swings, all that stuff.”

She’s goes, “Yeah…that’s a stretch.”

9. Ancient poets like Homer often wrote in dactylic hexameter, but what meter did the really, *really* ancient poets use?

Pterodactylic t-rexameter

10. Yo mamma so ugly the whole world invented a virus just to make her wear a mask.

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