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Why you haven't seen the parents of a Transgender

Cuz they are trans-parent

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1. What did the convicted cannibal request as his last meal?

Five guys

2. My dad played college basketball. He could jump 40” straight up and touch the rim.

He was an extra-vert

3. What's the difference between anal sex and a microwave?

Only one will brown your meat

4. I’m never going to have my pet wolf go to the store for me again.

I sent him to get a single light bulb and he came back with a pack.

5. What do you find in the middle of nowhere?

The letter "h."

6. I had to quit my job as a taxi driver

Too many people were talking behind my back

7. What something that falls but does not feel pain?

Rain 🌧️

8. Late getting home

As the office was closing, and as they were giggling and taking off their clothes, the executive had his secretary phone his wife to tell her that he was tied up in a meeting and would be a couple of hours late getting home. “Did she say anything?,” asked the executive. “Yeah, she wanted to know if she could count on it.”

9. I kept trying to tell my friend I was swimming in a lake, but he kept telling me I was swimming in the largest river in Egypt.

Safe to say I was in denial.

10. If there's anything to be learned from the Back To The Future movies....

It's that time travel gives you Parkinsons.

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