Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
AssistanceFirst9847 24 day.agoCuz they are trans-parent
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No, silly
The former is a Goodyear and the latter is a GREAT year!
....it's soda pressing.
You go in one and cum in the other :)
He doesn't just understand sin. He also understands cos.
A man scores a hot date Not wanting to disappoint his date in the bedroom, he goes to the doctor to get his penis enlarged. The doctor says, "we happen to have a new experimental procedure that uses muscle cells from an elephant trunk that should do the trick." To which the man accepts. Later on, the man and his date are having dinner. The man is in love with her, but is experiencing an increasingly uncomfortable pressure in his trousers. In an attempt to relieve the pain, he slowly undoes his fly. Immediately, his penis lunges out onto the table, grabs a bread roll and vanishes back under the table. His date, unsurprisingly shocked, slowly smiles and says, "could you do that again?" The man, his eyes watering slightly, replies "probably, but I don't think I can fit another roll in my ass."
As if any of us still have jobs
They said “ Habem US Papam”.
He said “apparently not enough because I have to go back tomorrow”. I’m so very proud of him
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