windisfun 1 mon.ago

It was Easter, so Jesus and Moses decided to revisit their old stomping grounds, just for old times sake. They decided to stop at the Red Sea. Moses pondered, "Can I still part the waters?" He raised his staff, and the waters parted. Lowered the staff and the waters came back together. Moses did this several times, each time the waters parted just like the first time. Jesus wondered, "Can I still walk upon the waters like I did?" He stepped onto a rock on the shoreline, looked at Moses, and stepped off the rock, onto the water. He immediately plunged to the bottom. Sputtering, he dragged himself back onto the rock for another attempt. Stepping off the rock for a second time, he again sank to the bottom. He climbed back on the rock, and decided maybe the third time was the charm. Nope, same result! After wringing the water out of his robe, he asked Moses "Why isn't this working? I used to be able to walk on the waters." Moses replied "Well, the last time you walked on the waters, you didn't have holes in your feet"