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Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. I was going to tell the joke about the tropical birds I glued together.

But never mind, it's toucan fusing.

2. Fun Fact: The Catholic Church is one of the most progressive religions in history…

… afterall, they've had a cis-teen chapel since the 15th century. yeah

3. Everyone says I'm a regular Don Juan

The ladies Don Juan anything to do with me

4. Since the new pope is from the Midwest…

…can we call him the ‘Ope?

5. Did you hear about the rockstar who lost his voice on tour?

He found it in… Tunisia!

6. The new pope understands sin.

Because he has a college degree in math.

7. I used to buy the grain for my pet chickens on Amazon

But stopped after getting an email asking for my feed back.

8. Did you hear about the clairvoyant who was always cruel to others, always in poor health, and constantly had bad breath?

I guess so, everyone knows about the super callous fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.

9. Calling all "Jurassic Park " fans

The Colorado National Monument has issued a Raptor breeding advisory to all hikers and rock climbers. Hikers are to refrain from any off trail or rock climbing activities. 😳

10. I didn’t do lingerie modeling for the money

I did it for the exposure

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