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It's the herd shot 'round the world

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1. On our way to dinner we heard a loud ‘pop!’ Followed by ‘flap-flap-flap’. I pulled over and after a few seconds of silence my wife looks at me and says, “I’m pretty sure you need to change a tire.”

I’m like, “You *literally* just told me before we left that I looked great.”

2. I got a job as a cuckoo in a huge cuckoo clock in my local mall.

The pay is not great, but it gets me out of the house.

3. What mental condition do soldiers get before going to war?

PreTSD

4. An elderly woman appears in court.

Defence Lawyer: *"Ma'am, will you please state your age?"* Little Old Lady: *"I am 86 years old."* Defence Lawyer: *"Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?"* Little Old Lady: *"There I was, sitting in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me."* Defence Lawyer: *"Did you know him?"* Little Old Lady: *"No, but he sure was friendly."* Defence Lawyer: *"What happened after he sat down?"* Little Old Lady: *"He started to rub my thigh."* Defence Lawyer: *"Did you stop him?"* Little Old Lady: *"No, I didn’t stop him."* Defence Lawyer: *"Why not?"* Little Old Lady: *"It felt good. Nobody had done that to me since my husband died 30 years ago."* Defence Lawyer: *"What happened next?"* Little Old Lady: *"He began to rub my breasts."* Defence Lawyer: *"Did you stop him then?"* Little Old Lady: *"No, I did not stop him."* Defence Lawyer: *"Why not?"* Little Old Lady: *"It made me feel alive. I haven’t felt that good in years!"* Defence Lawyer: *"What happened next?"* Little Old Lady: *"Well, by then, I was feeling a little hot and bothered, so I asked him to come closer."* Defence Lawyer: *"And did he?"* Little Old Lady: *"Well, he came closer.... and then yelled, 'April Fools!' That’s when I shot the bastard."*

5. Two cows in a field

One says, "Jeez, this mad cow disease is scary." The other responds, "Doesn't worry me. I'm a sheep."

6. a pastor, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar...

CLONK! CLONK! CLONK!

7. What do you call an animal park with only Tibetan dogs?

A Shih Tsu

8. *Teleports behind a group of unemployed children*

Nothing personnel, kids.

9. My friend Ana easily spots blue, orange and yellow flames and their respective heat. This is the reason I call her...

Fire Distinguisher

10. Sansa: “Father, I’d like to marry Geoffrey and become the queen of seven kingdoms.”

Ned: “Sansa, you have no chansa.”

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