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avatar OhMyAchingBrain 26 day.ago

Wife threw a one liner this AM.

I was putting on pajamas this morning that were covered in dog hair. Told my golden retriever I wasn't messy, I was just cosplaying being him. Without looking up from her phone my wife says.... pawsplay!

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