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Yesterday I had a date

And then I ate a few more this morning, very delicious

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1. I would love to tell you about Life before the Big Bang

But unfortunately there's no Time!

2. Você sabia.

3. What happens when a battery leaves the hospital?

It gets discharged. 🙂‍↕️

4. King Arthur apparently had a whole army of dromedaries.

He stored them in his camel lot.

5. The long-winded congressman said to his colleague...

The long-winded congressman said to his colleague, "Did you notice how my voice filled the House chamber this afternoon?" "Most certainly," the man replied. "And did you notice how a lot of members left to make room for it?"

6. How does a rock pee?

He Dwayne's his Johnson.

7. What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?

A chicken tender.

8. An attractive woman walks past 3 men and a cat

The first man says, "Wow, I'd like a piece of that!" The second man says, "Me too!" The third man says, "Me three!" The cat says, "Me ow!"

9. How many ants do you need to become a landlord?

Ten. You need ten ants.

10. Why did the snooty little rich girl come out of the hairsalon looking like Tarzan?

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