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an egyptian pharaoh made headlines last week

his name was nu'us aht tehn

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1. Why do gay Mandaloreans have the most stable government in Star Wars?

They make sure they always have the Mandate.

2. One day, there were two boys playing by a stream.

One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the stream. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."

3. How to prevent alzheimer's?

Let me think...

4. Why did the caveman get fired?

Because he was knapping on the job.

5. How did the rocket feel when he found out he was getting more fuel?

>!Over the moon!<

6. Whats the most common crime in the Truman Show

Organised crime

7. So you don't like jokes about ghosts having sex with owls?

Well, boo-fucking-hoo

8. Non-binary gold prospector

They dug up a fortune in they/them hills ⛏️💰

9. If a Jedi...

...wants to pleasure themselves before attaining the rank of Master, they don't masturbate... They have a Padawank instead!

10. I had a Mexican standoff with my boss the other day

Or as he called it, a “Juan on Juan”.

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