From 40 or more years ago, in Readers' Digest (seemed a little racy for them): The great eye doctor saves the sight of the wealthy man's wife. The wealthy man commissions a mural by a famous artist on the doctor's office wall as a thank-you. It is revealed at a big ceremony, and depicts a huge eye covering the whole wall, with a likeness of the doctor standing in the middle. The press asks the doctor for his reaction. He replies "Thank god I'm not a gynecologist."
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Adam’s handler
It’s not as easy as it seams.
Because it wasn't peeling well!
Pork, because even in the name it asks "Got ham?"
Because it wasn't peeling well!
"Yes," I said, "we wouldn't be able to drink water then."
1), always listen to your heart; 2), "lub dub, lub dub."
Im just saying, It's just another bullet I dodged.
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
The banquet that followed the ceremony was full of many delicious foods, which the scarecrow was enjoying immensely. When the dessert cart was rolled out, he had to decline. He told the hosts, “I’m so sorry, I can’t eat another bite. I’m stuffed.”
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