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Thanks for the eye doctor

From 40 or more years ago, in Readers' Digest (seemed a little racy for them): The great eye doctor saves the sight of the wealthy man's wife. The wealthy man commissions a mural by a famous artist on the doctor's office wall as a thank-you. It is revealed at a big ceremony, and depicts a huge eye covering the whole wall, with a likeness of the doctor standing in the middle. The press asks the doctor for his reaction. He replies "Thank god I'm not a gynecologist."

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