From 40 or more years ago, in Readers' Digest (seemed a little racy for them): The great eye doctor saves the sight of the wealthy man's wife. The wealthy man commissions a mural by a famous artist on the doctor's office wall as a thank-you. It is revealed at a big ceremony, and depicts a huge eye covering the whole wall, with a likeness of the doctor standing in the middle. The press asks the doctor for his reaction. He replies "Thank god I'm not a gynecologist."
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Because it was a water felon.
But after I got it, they sent an email asking for my feedback.
After much deliberation I'd say it was a Thai
Its the best thing you can say to her.
Stupid firefighters disturbing my sleep.... Tsk!
I ordered some grain for my chickens. But after I got it, they sent an email asking for my feedback.
Like, two atoms are going a trip. The neutron is loaded down with bags. The photon has nothing, not even a backpack. The neutron asked the photon where his luggage is. Photon say, “I’m traveling light”. Or two atoms pass each other. One say, “oh gosh! I just lost an electron.” The other says, “Really” the first one says, “I’m positive.” Something brainy like this.
No butts.
My doctor told me to eat light.
We were straightening up the house this morning. Judy asked, "Did you make up the bed"? I replied, "No, it's real".
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