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What would you call the ghost of an Italian chef?

A gaba-ghoul.

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Micopotamia

2. What is the worst roleplay you can do with you're dwarf girlfriend?

Student/teacher.

3. What do u call a mess created by a cat?

Catastrophe.

4. He wrote new on the board, then cleared it again. It caused a blast.

Because nuclear.

5. Why does a traffic light turn red when it changes?

You’d turn red too if you had to change in front of all those people.

6. "I'm making fries, do you want some?"

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7. why did the cheerleader send her food back to the kitchen?

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9. I forgot how old I am and tried to walk like an Egyptian

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