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1. I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other night.

I should have put it on Aloha setting

2. My extremely Type A wife was coughing and sneezing. I said, “It sounds like you’re getting sick.” She replied, “No, I’m not sick…”

“…I’m ill prepared.”

3. A guy came home early one day from work and heard weird sounds coming from the master bedroom.

When he went upstairs he found his wife on the bed, naked and sweating. "What the hell is going on?" he asked her. "I'm having a heart attack," she stammered. Her husband ran downstairs and dialled 911. As he was doing this, his young son ran up to him and said, "Dad, uncle Tom is upstairs hiding in the closet, and he's naked." The father slammed the phone down and ran back upstairs to find his brother. "What the hell are you doing?" he screamed at him, "My wife is having a heart attack, and you're running around naked, scaring the kids!"

4. What do physiologists do?

They study carbonated beverages.

5. "I want to learn some words that will help me to speak with elegance," I told my teacher.

"One ought to," she replied. "I was thinking way more than that," I said.

6. What Busta Rhymes say to his friends at the campfire

Gimme a S’more

7. Have yall heard of the movie about Constipation?

It hasn’t come out yet.

8. Since Sting was the head of The Police,

can we call him Commissioner Gordon?

9. When Sublime became Sublime with Rome they really missed out on a chance to rebrand as…

Sublemon

10. A couple sits down for their first couples therapy session....

The therapist says, "Ok thanks for coming in today. Let's start with something you guys both agree on." The husband repliies, "Well, neither one of us like sucking dick."

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