He went "Uno, dos" then he disappeared without a tres.
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They drop more bombs than Lockheed Martin.
If it were served warm, it would be just water
>! Conjunction of the Spheres !<
Well that's what I get for hiring a RENOvation company
I’ll never rent from them again
That he often went barefooted, so the bottom of his feet were rock hard. He often went on hunger strikes so he was weak a lot of the time. He was very religious and in touch with his spiritual side. Due to him traveling around and a hunger strikes his hygiene quite often suffered. One could even say that he was... A super callused fragile mystic with extra halitosis. (Say the last line out loud quickly)
Eventually she will have to run out of pepper spray
1-2 years, unless you explain that "change" means "replace" not "redesign".
Now I'm banned from the Baseball team, it turns out you can't tackle the pitcher like that and call it a sack.
Either way, I’m too hard to read.
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