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houseofmyartwork 25 day.agoA woman interrupts their conversation to ask the doctor some sort of medical advice. The doctor tells her what he can then sends her on her way, then turns back to the lawyer. “Man, I get so tired of people bugging me for medical advice,” the doctor says. “I never see people do the same with you for legal advice, how do you keep them away?” The lawyer says, “Every time someone asks me for any advice, I just send them a bill. Keeps people away like a charm.” “That’s super smart!” the doctor says. “I’m gonna do that!” The next day, the doctor makes up his bills for all the people who asked him for medical advice, and he takes them out to his mailbox. He opens it up, and he finds a bill from the lawyer.
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The college football quarterback walked into the university infirmary and asked to see a doctor. “Sure,” said the pretty nurse, “what shall I tell him is your problem.” “It’s rather embarrassing,” stammered the athlete, “but I have a massively large erection that just won’t go away.” “Oh, I see,” she replied, “well the doctor is really busy this morning, but I might be of assistance. Go to Room 2A and remove your clothes. I too am quite busy, but I might be able to squeeze you in.”
Being buried alive.
It said that it will get out of my hair
Or maybe I just didn't bury that body deep enough
Doctor, I'm going to sue you and complain to the medical board! ???? Why? Since you operated on my husband, he has no sex drive left and doesn't even approach me anymore! ???? Ma'am, I operated on his eyes with lasers.
"Hello?" "Hi! I'm calling because I'd like to join your circus. I can put on quite a show." "Ok, what can you do?" "Well, I can juggle three balls, I can walk on the tight rope, and I can jump around and tumble like a clown." "I'm sorry to say but this doesn't cut it, I already have plenty of people that can do that kind of stuff." "Oh, silly me! I forgot to mention! I'm a dog."
What state should you live in if you want your favorite sports teams to have fresh, clean uniforms? New Jersey.
Man: “Doctor, I have bad news and worse news.” Doctor: “Let’s start with the bad news.” Man: “I have only 24 hours to live.” Doctor: “That’s terrible! What could possibly be worse?” Man: “I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.”
Because they just completed a 31-day march! (this is my family's traditional April Fools joke)
Three lefts do.
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