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Indotex 12 day.agoBob & John love playing baseball, Bob is a catcher & John is a pitcher……one day they have the following conversation: Bob says, “I was just wondering if there is baseball in Heaven.” John replies, “I sure hope they do because it would be hell not being able to play it for all eternity!” “I know right! Tell you what, if one of us dies before the other, then we need to somehow let the other one know if there is.” “Sounds like a plan!” Bob dies a few years later in a car crash & a couple of days after that John has a dream where Bob visits him and tells him, “I have good news & bad news. The good news is that they DO play baseball in Heaven and, man, they have some of the best games! All the legends play, Ruth, Robinson, Gehrig, everybody in the Hall of Fame plays but your skill level doesn’t matter because who cares if we win or lose, we’re just playing a game that we love!” John says, “That sounds awesome! But what’s the bad news?” “You’re scheduled to pitch next week.”
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They both want to be real boys.
Give a man a fish, you’ve assumed a gender and offended a vegan.
Reload
Then I looked around my plane seat, and why is flight attendant nervous and everyone on the plane telling goodbye to their loved ones?
My slave is black
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You can't milk a cow for 150 years
With a blender
Target is destroyed.
is good for brownie points.
In that no one would believe you if you said you had one.
Me neither
“I don’t know.” You sick fuck.
Unless if you need to film that rape scene
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It didn't cure him, but it sure as hell taught him what his ass was for!
I'll tell you later
The dog shit eventually turns white and stops stinking.
Slick her hair back she looks like a 4 year old boy.
I should try not to laugh so hard.
When they see an x and a y they get triggered.
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Didn’t John F Kennedy promise to serve a full term?
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