And asks them what they are painting. It’s a person breaking out of jail they reply. The art teacher is curious and asks, now why would you be painting that? The student replied: well isn’t it obvious? I’m an escape artist! Told to me and made up by my 10 year old. I am no longer the father of the house. So proud. Edit: a word
Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.
In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!
Arrrrr-becue!
After she explained it to me it made cents
Beef, chicken, and vegetable. Someday soon I hope to be a bouillonaire.
Bartender says, "Hi, Mom." (Woke up in the middle of the night with this in my head for no discernable reason.)
I am mentally unstable by design
I am mentally unstable by design
The Pavement...
His music is really out of this world.
She is the ether bunny.
more jokes Here waiting for you
best dad jokesjokes for adultHere, we’ve gathered the funniest dad jokes, jokes for kids, funny jokes, witty comebacks, and hilarious memes from across the web. Whether you need stress relief, a quick laugh, or the perfect icebreaker for social situations, we’ve got you covered!
Feeling down? Click in—guaranteed smiles! 😆