I heard a rumor about butter, but I don't want to spread it. I had a joke about Pizza, but it's a little cheesy. Edit: Go ahead with alcohol jokes if you want. I won't wine about them.
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remember I’m nacho average listener.
Pull its finger!
It must've been a cow-nibal
She looked over at me and I said, I'm going to stay neutral about this.
a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.
I’ll spare you specifics.
A-tractor.
He wanted to make it a laughing stock.
It was a sandy Eggo.
Because Picard wouldn't let them get engaged.
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